Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bang Nuar Siap Sedia Angkat Sumpah

Anwar siap dengan tengkolok sedang practise berjalan jalan seperti Kassim Baba di rumahnya di Segambut. Anwar asyik tengok tengok jam sambil bercakap seorang diri dengan gambar Agong..bilalah Agong nak jemput aku angkat sumpah di Istana Negara. Ramlang Porigi pun dah siap siap nak jadi saksi sumpah Anwar sebagai PM sekejap lagi. Ambulans dan Dr Osman Pusrawi dah standby depan rumah Anwar kalau kalau Anwar tiba tiba je menari kopi dangdut. Difahamkan sebuah bilik khas di tingkat lima, Wad Psiakatrik Hospital Pusrawi sudah dihias seperti bilik Perdana Menteri khas untuk Anwar Ibrahim. Kesian Bang Nuar...lepas ni gerenti Bang Nuar isytihar diri sendiri jadi Perdana Menteri... tak pun minta Bush declare dia PM Malaysia

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahah lawak2... ni lawak antarabangsa nih.... dah gle meroyan nk jd pm..

Anonymous said...

dengar kata Anwar dah mengingau jadi PM tadi. cakap sorang sorang depan gambar agong...ishkk kesian dia. minta tolong ubat sat

yeop perak said...

sian sm dia lps ni mcm2 lg ler alasan...huh PENIPU tol

Anonymous said...

saya cadang bang nuar jadi pelakon hollywood boleh buat cerita best best kat sana. boleh la kitaorang idup dengan aman kat sini. tarak gaduh gaduh. pening la layan politik ni sangat kalau semua benda nak gaduh. boring tau. datuk seri faham tak..kami muak dengan perangai datuk seri. tak sudah sudah menipu kami.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha ....gila meroyan bang nuarrrr

zul - upm

Anonymous said...

Anwar jd PM, Ajijah jd Wanita Pertama. Tunggu ayam tumbuh taring la..

nuar said...

lepas jadi PM, cita2nya nak jadi agung. no 1 dlm sejarah Malaysia, agung dari rakyat (kononnya)

atuk kau said...

Nuar..
Bodoh punya statement..ko x nk jd agong ke

toyo-l K said...

kwn tu dah giler meroyan dh...

klau jd agong bnyk la jd geng club dia yng suka main jln belakang

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