Thursday, November 27, 2008

LAWAK SI BABI


Ada 4 ekor binatang buat konsert. Kucing nyanyi lagu ISABELLA, penonton tepuk tangan. Anjing nyanyi lagu ENJIT2 SEMUT, penonton ikut terhenjit-henjit. Happy dan tepuk tangan. Katak nyanyi lagu LOMPAT SI KATAK LOMPAT, penonton pun melompat-lompat sama, happy dan tepuk tangan juga. Tiba giliran si babi nyanyi...penonton marah-marah dan baling kerusi kat dia...nape yek??????????. ....Pasal dia nyanyi lagu "KITA SERUPA"........"KITA SERUPA"........

22 comments:

adam harris said...

Masterdedah,

Tan Sri Ibrahim Dan Datuk Sri Azizan suka sangat lagu kita serupa sebab kedua-duanya memang arif dan suka babi.

Selain itu, kedua-keduanya suka main golf, samaada 18 lubang atau 1 lubang, hanya Anwar sahaja suka dua lubang.

Semasa belum jadi MB, cakap degar-degar, tetapi layu selepas jadi MB.
Biasalah, Tan Sri Khalid, nak mentadbir Selangor secara Koporat, jadi keparat adalah....

Senyumsempoi said...

Aku senyumlah juga. Boleh masuk pertandingan raja lawak. Mesti johan punya.

add said...

sekor lagi suka nyanyi lagu kita serupa iaitu ALI RUSTAM....

Anonymous said...

hehehe....

gud!....

Sangat2 lawak...

Anonymous said...

Aduhai, baru ajer melawat blog you! Siapa pelukis kartun semua ni... eh, bukukan, mesti laris!!

Tidak lama lagi kiranya Selangor dan Kedah mula pengeluaran BABI dan menjadi Negeri2 Utama pengeluar BABI terbesar Dunia! Wah jatuhlah taraf Agama Islam sebagai Agama rasmi Malaysia.. tengok sudah..

Aiyek2 bagi BABI mandi, cuci kandang mesti perlu mengalir ka dalam sungai ye tidak? Habis, telok2 "tape worms" tu lambat laun semua orang Selangor dan Kedah dapat rasa dalam minuman.

Hai, apa ler bala yang dibawa oleh kedua KETUA MENTERI ISLAM ni? Tak duduk tak pasai bawa bencana kepada manusia. Laknat dua ekor BABI MB ni..

KETUA MENTERI BABI

reez said...

hahahahaha..


best²..


;p

PeminatJutawanMalaysia said...

Emm kelakar la blog ni....haha

Anonymous said...

Hai, tak lama lagi, semua kena berhati hati bila nak beli barang keperluan harian, check selalu! Berjalan saja projek BABI mereka, kaput semua bisnes mereka yang lain!

Beg sekolah, beg tangan, briefcase, boots, kasut, dompet, tali pinggang, berus lukisan, berus rambut, topi cowboy, kompang dan macam lagi akan diperbuat hasil dari lebihan kulit dan bulu ruma BABI. Habis ler bisness sepek semua ni, majoriti mula was was!

Tanaman sayur, buahan dan herba akan mengguna lebihan taik BABI sebagai baja bio.

Ternakan air tawar, ikan, udang akan diberi makanan campur dengan usus, tali perut dan ekor BABI. Ternakan ayam mereka pun turut terbabit!

Tulang BABI process campur dengan simen, jadi batang konkrit tiang Bangunan.

Lebihan Taik dan kentut BABI jadikan gas masakan?

Hehehehe... Baru mengelabah Tok Lebai semua.

PADAN MUKA

BLACK PARIA said...

syok le ko punya blog, aku confirm tengok ko punya blog ari ari. Pas ni negeri2 pakatan boleh buat konsep satu daerah satu produk dari rendang babi segera, mi segera berperisa babi, beg kulit ...., topeng .... untuk superhero baru, dan boleh pelbagaikan jenis beras dari kedah dengan pelbagai tahap lemak babi yang disukai oleh rakyat Malaysia. Time tu pak lebai mesti byk makan capati dari makan nasi, syaratnya jgn kari babi.

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