Tuesday, December 10, 2013
A helicopter was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes - The 1st passenger said, "I am Ong Kim Swee, the national coach for football team.
National coach. The country need me to win Sea Games gold medal for third times, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Anwar Ibrahim said, "I am the future Prime Minister of Malaysia. I am the most democratic man and the smartest guy in this World, so all people in this planet don't want me to die. If i die, no more justice in this world" He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Ambiga said I am a BERSIH leader, i am important person to keep all election in this world clean. World will become dirty if i'm die. So she grabbed the pack next to her and jumped.
The 4th passenger, a retired Army General, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Muslim I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. World's smartest guy took my schoolbag.
Ketika Anwar sedang makan sekeluarga. Anak lelakinya, Ikhsan bertanya kepada Anwar..
Ayah, ada berapa banyak jenis tetek?
Si ayah dengan terkejut menjawab,
"anakku di dunia ada tiga jenis tetek:
Pada umur 20an seperti tembikai, bulat dan mantap.
Umur 30an ke 40an, ia sama seperti labu gayung, masih bagus tapi tergantung sikit.
Setelah 50an, ia sama macam bawang.."
Tetek mak kau mcm bawang, siam doll mcm labu..shamsidar macam tembikai
Anak hairan.. "Bawang?”
‘Ya, kamu tengok tetek mereka dan akan membuat kamu menangis."
Kak Wan dan Nurul Izzah geram, kemudian anak perempuan berkata,
‘ibu, berapa jenis konek yg ada?.
Ibu, terkejut, tersenyum dan menjawab, “sayang, konek orang lelaki ada 3 jenis.."
Umur 20an, konek lelaki seperti tiang bendera, terpacak kuat dan keras.
Di umur 30an dan 40an, seperti pokok kelapa tua, senget dan bengkok, namun sedikit kenyal..
Di umur 60an, adalah seperti satu pokok krismas"
"Pokok krismas??? ” tanya anak perempuan penuh kehairanan..
"yapp.. batangnya kurus dan mati cuma ada bola2nya saja tergantung untuk hiasan …mcm ayah kau..."
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DAH KAU TU BODOH MACAM APA MANGKUK????
BODOH MACAM BAGHALLL ?????? KELDAI?????