Tuesday, December 10, 2013

BANGANG PUNYA ANWAR IBRAHIM



A helicopter was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes - The 1st passenger said, "I am Ong Kim Swee, the national coach for football team.

National coach. The country need me to win Sea Games gold medal for third times, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Anwar Ibrahim said, "I am the future Prime Minister of Malaysia. I am the most democratic man and the smartest guy in this World, so all people in this planet don't want me to die. If i die, no more justice in this world" He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, Ambiga said I am a BERSIH leader, i am important person to keep all election in this world clean. World will become dirty if i'm die. So she grabbed the pack next to her and jumped.

The 4th passenger, a retired Army General, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Muslim I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. World's smartest guy took my schoolbag.

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