Tuesday, December 10, 2013

KOTE ANWAR MCM POKOK KRISMAS





Ketika Anwar sedang makan sekeluarga. Anak lelakinya, Ikhsan bertanya kepada Anwar..

Ayah, ada berapa banyak jenis tetek?


Si ayah dengan terkejut menjawab, 


"anakku di dunia ada tiga jenis tetek:

Pada umur 20an seperti tembikai, bulat dan mantap.
Umur 30an ke 40an, ia sama seperti labu gayung, masih bagus tapi tergantung sikit.
Setelah 50an, ia sama macam bawang.."

Tetek mak kau mcm bawang, siam doll  mcm labu..shamsidar macam tembikai

Anak hairan.. "Bawang?”




‘Ya, kamu tengok te
tek mereka dan akan membuat kamu menangis."

Kak Wan dan Nurul Izzah  geram, kemudian anak perempuan berkata,


‘ibu, berapa jenis konek yg ada?.
Ibu, terkejut, tersenyum dan menjawab, “sayang, konek orang lelaki ada 3 jenis.."


Umur 20an, konek lelaki seperti tiang bendera, terpacak kuat dan keras.


Di umur 30an dan 40an, seperti pokok kelapa tua, senget dan bengkok, namun sedikit kenyal..


Di umur 60an, adalah seperti satu pokok krismas"


"Pokok krismas??? ” tanya anak perempuan penuh kehairanan..
"yapp.. batangnya kurus dan mati cuma ada bola2nya saja tergantung untuk hiasan …mcm ayah kau..."

Wakakaka 

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